Wales is splendid. So splendid we can't imagine why the EU left it off their map in 2004.
- The splendid Castell Coch built by the horribly rich 3rd Marquis of Bute, and extravagantly designed by the slightly bonkers William Burges
- Birthplace of knickersman Tom Jones
- Home of The Original Butterfly Man
- The Two Fat Ladies cooked for a lot of singing men, the Cor Meibion Colwyn
- John Hughes has been making strange little people called Groggs since 1965.